Biker Zombies From Detroit is a horror/comedy contrasting the dark deadly streets of outer Detroit against the posh and protected upscale community of Grosse Pointe. A series of horrific murders are committed in the Detroit area. Now it seems an evil darkness has descended onto the streets of Grosse Pointe, and hidden within is the wrath of 'Biker Zombies from Detroit'! Ken Yargeau and his mother Francis relocate from the quaint rural town of Hell, Michigan to the exclusive Detroit suburb of Grosse Pointe. Ken quickly has a rude awakening when he meets the local high school pretty-boys and is immediately spurned by his peers. However, Courtney Goodwyn the local sweetheart finds herself attracted to the new guy in town. And promptly dumps her pretty-boy wannabe boyfriend, Chad Porter. Meanwhile on the gritty nocturnal streets of Detroit, an evil force has returned and begins constructing a modern day army of Zombie warriors. His new generals are here to recapture a world that was stolen from him many eons ago. The leather clad Dark Knights hit the streets on thunderous chrome steeds slaughtering any who stand before them! The final battle begins when the last General is inducted into their ranks and infiltrates Grosse Pointe, the Achilles heel of our self-obsessed society. Bad Bikers, Killer Zombies, & Hard Rock! This movie is sick, twisted, disgusting, I LOVED IT. It has everything- bikes, bikers-zombies and best of all, theres no plot to get in the way of the fun. Note- its worth the price of admission just for the death by motorcycle muffler up the back side impalement scene alone. So if you are a "B" movie devotee and you loved "Street Trash" "Rabid Grannies" or "Little Shop of Horrors" (the original) then Biker Zombie from Detroit is a must see. Warning this movie is rated "MMM" (monsters- murder-mayhem) Reviewed by Sam Sanna this movie had a great start. First you meet the villain, then you meet the hero and his girl, and finally you meet the heros neighbors. The neighbors have a hilarious conversation right away about fifteen year old girls and dating conquests. Then the movie goes downhill and only returns slightly in the last death scene. The biggest problems are that the violence is PG. There is no gore or blood even. Also I kept waiting for the lead actress to show off her puppies but she never ever does. These kinds of movies are good for gore and sex–And this movie failed on both counts. Avoid at all costs.
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